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Video: A Tribute to Huell Howser and California's Gold

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sattv4u21/08/2013 8:02:55 am PST

re: #302 darthstar

Mornin’ everyone…ever wonder why they always wait for everyone to be half dead before harvesting the fat guy on a lifeboat? Yeah, that thought woke me up last night.

My friends and I decided long ago not to even let the fat guy INTO the life boat in the 1st place

1) he’d take up more space
2) he’d consume more of the provisions
3) upon losing weight he’d be crankier than the skinny guys
4) upon losing weight he’d be less attractive than the skinny guys, what with all that loose skin hanging

(yes,,, these discussions were held in after hours watering holes,, why do you ask??)