re: #63 calochortus

Is it wrong of me that I don’t really care one way or the other about the safety of statues? Even the statues of people I agree with?

I care about some statues.

If anybody were to put even the tiniest chip in the Winged Victory of Samathrace, imma cut a bitch. And that guy who took a hammer to one of Michelangelo’s Pietas? I’d have given him the death penalty.

And the David!! Don’t anybody touch my little-dick David.