Once again, I’m reminded how the macho keyboard warriors of the right are, when you dig a little, pants-pissing cowards. They need to be armed to the teeth, per the NRA, to protect themselves from scary minorities, or something. Well, as an extremely white person living in a majority-minority neighborhood, I can tell them that their fear of rampaging minorities is, uh, a bit overblown.

Now they’re pissing their pants over 5 Taliban assholes being handed over to Qatar? What exactly are these guys going to do to us? Are they even going to make it out of Qatar? Somehow, I’m not losing sleep over their next moves.