Apparently “Ted Cruz looks like” is a thing on twitter at the moment.
ted cruz looks like he was about to rob a bank and never took the pantyhose off his face
— Arlo (@sodanipple) July 3, 2015
Ted Cruz looks like one of the pod people from Invasion of the Body Snatchers who hasn’t quite finished forming yet.
— Lee Presson (@reichmarshall) July 2, 2015