Hi all! Just a really, really quick OT, but this is just too good to pass up:

N.C. Woman Lay Dead in Bed for 8 Months Despite Daily Visits

Sad - or disgusting - as the story is, you just can’t make quotes like this up:

“They were quiet and stayed to themselves all the time,” neighbor Ray Taylor, 72, said of the home’s residents.

Uh, Ray….she was DEAD!!!

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