Or say you have a little too much to drink and wind up telling the flight attendant who’s being obnoxious — yes I heard there are those — and wind up telling him “go feck yourself!” and you wind up having your flight diverted while being held down by 12 passenger “heroes” and being greeted at the diversion airport by the FBI, 2 SWAT teams, airport police, the TSA, and the local news media.

Welcome to fortress America!

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