So I was getting ready to go out to dinner with a friend. Just had to put on my tennies and I think I did the impossible. I think I temporarily dislocated my index finger putting on my shoe. Who the fuck injures herself putting on a damn tennis shoe? (Yes, kittens were involved indirectly.)
Had fun trying to eat and drink with my left hand (which is worthless) and whined a lot. Got home and visited my nurse friend who looked at it and went “oh fuck, honey”. Gave me an ice pack and some Tylenol 3 tabs. I decided to forego the pills in favor of drinking heavily. Working on that to help ease the throbbing that is radiating to my elbow. I swear…