Any parachutists in the neighborhood? I bought a little training ‘chute from Amazon to help out with a little trouble I’m having on my bike. There is a hill that’s just too big, and rather than ride the brakes all the way down, or hit 50 mph with a curve at the bottom, I figgered I’d try a little drag chute to limit the top speed I reach. Short story long, I can’t get the little bastard to inflate.