I hit my saturation point this morning.

I had to get up with my 15 year-old. I had just opened one eye and I heard, “Mom! Trump is tweeting!”

I will be goddamned if I wake up at 5:45 in the fucking morning to my son gleefully sharing Trump’s tweets about his attorney who payed off a porn star for him. No.

I told him I could not take any more and if he told me any Trump news for the rest of the day I’d ground him from playing Fortnight for a week.