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The Onion Reports: Mitt Romney Terrified What Will Happen if He Stops Running for President

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makeitstop11/15/2012 7:33:36 am PST

Morning, Lizardos…

I’m just jumping in here, so apologies if anyone posted this. Behold the sheer business acumen of one John Metz…

John Metz, Denny’s Franchisee And Hurricane Grill & Wings Owner, Imposes Surcharge For Obamacare

“If I leave the prices the same, but say on the menu that there is a 5 percent surcharge for Obamacare, customers have two choices. They can either pay it and tip 15 or 20 percent, or if they really feel so inclined, they can reduce the amount of tip they give to the server, who is the primary beneficiary of Obamacare,” Metz told The Huffington Post. “Although it may sound terrible that I’m doing this, it’s the only alternative. I’ve got to pass the cost on to the consumer.”

I think he’s missing the option where people go to the TGI Fridays down the street.