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In Texas in the months ahead, all of the very most alarming fundamental character flaws and harbingers you can possibly imagine, times 10, are going to be played out on national TV in an endless loop of lunacy. And this is going to be our contribution. Conservatives everywhere will watch in horror as we in Texas depict for them the ultimate extrapolation of all their own worst failings and faults.

We know this, don’t we? We all do. We know that it’s not just Sarah Palin. It’s the whole Koch Brothers campaign to co-opt the conservative movement and turn it into an imbeciles crusade, a street brawl against reality, a vast army of fools who can be made cannon-fodder for the uber-rich in their war on civilization.

If Sarah Palin is the canary in the coal mine, Texas is the bats. Here we come.

Texas Is Becoming the Sarah Palin of States, and not in the Good MILF-y Way