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Our Sarah Palin Poetry Slam of the Day

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Eclectic Cyborg6/05/2015 8:51:06 am PDT

re: #317 jaunte

There’s a lot to unpack there.

1. I’m cooler than Rubio
2. I’m a dangerous risk-taker who drives really fast
3. But the road was empty, so I didn’t put anyone but myself in danger
4. Sop to legalistic sensibilities

Is there EVER a good reason to be going over 100 if you’re not on a racetrack?