in the new administration:
1. The egg will be spelled “Oegg”
2. Oeggs must be opened at the pointy end
3. Soft-boiled oeggs will be illegal (making it pointless for rule 2)
4. Everyone shall eat Oeggs Obama for breakfast (a committee will be formed to determine the recipe for Oeggs Obama)
5. Chickens will be considered sacred and Purdue Farms will be taxed out of business for killing the mother of oeggs