re: #302 Romantic Heretic

I once got asked this question on the employment form of a company I was applying for a job.

I put down, “None of your fucking business!”

Didn’t get the job. I wonder why? ;)

Well the sign said “Long haired freaky-looking people need not apply”,
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and went in to ask him why,
He said “You’re a fine upstanding young man - I think you’ll do,
So I took off my and said “Imagine that, ME working for YOU?”