re: #21 SeafoodGumbo

I didn’t realize that this creationism stuff was so damn popular. I don’t get it. Why is evolution so threatening? It’s not like the humans who were our ancestors were all kings and queens. We’ve all got criminals, morons, and lunatics in our family tree somewhere, so why is it so horrible if there’s also a lemur?

Frankly, the lemur was probably of better character than some of my ancestors. Or, that’s my suspicion. It’s downright creepy, the way all sides of my family don’t discuss their families.