One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
He came and killed those two dead boys
One bright day in the middle of the night

As I was walkin’ up the stair
I saw a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
Oh how I wish he’d go away

Jaybird sittin’ on a hickory limb
He winked at me and I winked at him
His eyes were red and his teeth were green
Sat there pickin’ on a tambourine

A monkey and a flea and three blind mice
Sat on a curbstone shootin’ dice
The monkey did a flip and fell on the flea
The flea said, “Whoops, there’s a monkey on me”

A Twinkie and a Tastycake knockin’ at the door
They’d just come from the Mini-Mart store
Granny went upstairs to get her gun
Shoulda seen the Twinkie and the Tastycake run

As I was walkin’ down the street
Who do ya think I chanced to meet?
It was Godzilla and old King Kong
Stompin’ on buildings and singin’ a song

Red and blue and delicate green
The King can’t catch it ‘n’ neither can the Queen
Bring it in the house through the ‘lectric socket
Catch a rainbow and put it in your pocket

If you don’t believe these lies are true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.