Please don’t hesitate to contact me if you require any further information.

Dear Heartland Lawyer-person,

OK. Just to clarify things here: based on this letter, you’re writing to ask that classified documents be taken down which you’re also claiming aren’t even yours to begin with. Also, you don’t want anyone to talk about these documents even though you say they’re fake and have nothing to do with Heartland.

Is that correct? If so, please write back and tell me how the hell that makes the least bit of sense? Thanks in advance for your time.

No love,
Me