re: #317 Cato the Elder

I actually met a guy the other day at the booze store who was buying a pink lighter for that very reason.

Me, if I were destitute for a lighter, I’d probably steal a pink “Hello Kitty” one, because no guy who lives by those words would ever see it comin’.

My brothers GF has a Hello Kitty sticker on her car. A Hello Kitty air freshener and Hello Kitty jammies. I hate that fucking Kitty.