re: #320 PT Barnum

I always described being married as being like going to a fancy restaurant without any money. You can look at the menu, but you can’t order anything.

Of course, when I got divorced and got my credit card back, I forgot where the restaurant was, and was afraid of food poisoning anyway.

Thank god I found a personal chef which has led me not to look at the menu and to be home for dinner every night.

That only holds if your former wife wasn’t part of that menu, of course. I’m glad you found somebody who suits you better.