re: #318 The Ghost of a Flea

Of course not. He a huggable guy, and thus a nexus in the Black Man Hive Mind. If not constantly monitored Obama could, at any moment, put the entire country under Racialist Atheist Shariah law and/or talk to a white lady.

I hear that there are many white ladies who would appreciate being talked to by the president. Some would even very much like a hug.