re: #321 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

People continually tell me my wife’s ‘79 land yacht must be 10x safer than anything on the road today. Yeah, well, it may weigh 5000 lbs, but the safety devices are primitive and the thing would ram the engine block through the firewall if I hit somebody else with it. Like it or not, my 2010 Malibu saved Mrs. Fish’s life last November, where in her own ‘97 she probably would’ve died.

Proof of this, even if you’ve seen it before:

Crash Test 1959 Chevrolet Bel Air VS. 2009 Chevrolet Malibu (Frontal Offset) IIHS 50th Anniversary