re: #322 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh… it was still attached to the appliance box I was ripping open. That way, it was able to leverage itself all the way in; then I yanked my thumb off. Thumbnail’s damaged, thumbs swollen… they wouldn’t admit me to ICU.

My wife put it very succinctly… “Idiot.”

Oh, after spending the weekend in traction over my equivalent of an “Owie”, I saw this story on ESPN this morning. So, I just demolished my wife’s bathroom and am going to do a surprise renovation for her today.

If I don’t finish before she gets home, and gets mad at me? I’ll blame this guy.