The first time a heard this joke, I was seven years old. The only change is “the smartest man in the world” jumps out with the book bag”

Trump, Oprah, Obama and a girl are in a olane. Both engines die. Only 3 chutes.

Trump: “I’m POTUS!” Grabs one, goes.

Oprah: “I help people!” Grabs one, goes.

Obama: “You’re the future. Here!” Offers chute to girl.

Girl: ” It’s OK. We still have 2. Trump took my book bag!”

— Harry Turtledove (@HNTurtledove) December 26, 2018