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Rush Limbaugh, Creationist

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Winslow5/19/2009 9:51:31 pm PDT

Blog Damage
(with apologies to Pink Floyd)

The lunatics are here, alas.
The lunatics are here, alas.
Rehashing lines from ID threads long past;
Got to read the loony posts and laugh.

The lunatics have heard the call.
The lunatics have heard the call.
This topic brings the lurking loonies to the fore,
And every registration day brings more.

And if it seems as though you’ve heard it all before,
And if they just keep crawling through the door,
And if they always sing the same old loony tunes,
The blog is overrun with young-earth loons.

The lunatics are on the thread.
The lunatics are on the thread.
Young-earth creationists, like trolls, should not be fed;
Got to keep the loonies off the thread.
Sit back and GAZE, for they are crazy in the head;
Mustn’t let the loons derail the thread.

And if their talking points ring hollow in your ear,
And when you answer, they don’t seem to hear,
Well then, it’s clear that you’re debating young-earth loons;
You may as well be talking to the moon.