re: #325 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I think he hinted at one point that he would be “too busy” to tend to his combover, which means he would be wearing his cap a lot…

I’ll admit, I’m pretty attached to my hair, and I’m thankful that I’ve kept most of it as I get older. Watching my dad do the combover thing since I was a kid, I can sympathize quite a bit with the self-image stuff Trump deals with regarding his hair.

But my glob, man, he just needs to give the fuck up. That abomination atop his head just needs to go, and hiding it with a stupid ballcap is even worse.

He’d be much more intimidating with full cueball action going on. Kingpin-like. Which would be fitting, wouldn’t it?