re: #6 The Vicious Babushka

Putin tells his homeys “I got this, brothers” & pulls Trumps ass out of the fire, but he owns Trump for life.

Is there anything wrong with this theory? Just throwing stuff out there.

I guess my problem with it is that Lil Donnie doesn’t do gratitude, and blows up at threats. If someone tries to threaten him now, he’s got Secret Service protection. If they try to collect on a debt, good fucking luck. If they try to blackmail him, I don’t think anybody knows quite what he’ll do, but him quietly doing the reasonable thing seems a bad bet.

My guess is that he’s had a bunch of shady deals with the Russians, but he likes Putin because he’s a shirtless bear-riding guy that don’t take no shit and has huge classy houses with gold crap all over them, and he’s been whispering sweet nothings in the yam’s ear. Nothing deeper.

However, I don’t think this is going to go well, and I’m worried that it can get seriously bad. Both of these upstanding leaders are thin-skinned narcissistic bullies, which is not a good start to the relationship. Trump’s already tried to DO A DEAL: the US will drop sanctions in exchange for reductions in Russian nukes. Kremlin says go fuck yerself, they want sanctions lifted for free. No deal.

Russia has little that the West actually wants, and won’t give up anything the West would want anyways. Guess they expect their little poodle to jump when they say jump, and even Captain Stupid is going to figure that out pretty fast.