re: #29 William Lewis

Guy: Doctor, I’ve been having horible nightmares.
Doc: So what’s the problem?
Guy: Well, first I dream I’m the muffler on my car and then I dream I’m the wheel.
Doc: Why is that a nightmare?
Guy: Because I wake up exhausted and tired!

A bus carrying convicts from the penitentiary collided with a cement truck. Luckily, no one was hurt, but reporters noted that these were hardened criminals.