I had a dream last night (actually early this morning) that I was running a GoFundMe to raise money to bribe Melania to leave Trump, but we couldn’t get more than $10,000 and she needed hundreds of millions to be persuaded to leave the Yam.

Then the Yam grabbed a firearm of some sort and ran out of the White House shooting random people while a 3D Twitter feed was projected across the sky.

Is that what happened this morning?