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Mattand2/12/2020 5:44:01 pm PST

re: #330 Backwoods_Sleuth

Mr. President, a couple minor corrections: (1) I have never committed a crime, which is an important pre-req for jail in most countries, still including ours; and (2) there’s just one book, but I think there is a movie coming and I hope you get to see it.

I realize it’s just me, but whenever I see quotes/tweets from the ilk of Jennifer Rubin, Frum, Comey, et. al., I’m all “Fuck you, you frigging morons. You all helped contribute to this fucking mess.”

Comey in particular. I still convinced he October-surprised Clinton to get in Trump’s good graces in order to keep his job after the election. Like most Trump flunkies, he found out Trump is loyal to no one but himself.