OK, I guess you could call this a big snow in Baltimore.

The grocery shop half a block down shoveled their walk and then closed at five. They never do that. The only things open in two blocks are the liquor store (thank Bacchus!), the Chinese laundry (real businesspeople), the Chinese takeout (ditto), and the Hamas convenience store (actually Egyptian, but they do tend to give me the old unibrow scowl when I forget and walk in there with my Israeli paratrooper cap and my infidel dog).

High times!