Trump is the guy in the golf foursome that:
1. Takes 12 mulligans.
2. Walks in your line on the green.
3. Lets you pay for everything.
4. Hits out of turn.
5. Talks in others backswings.
6. Is the shittiest player but gives others advice.
7. Tries to get the cart girl’s phone number.
8. Stiffs the golf cart attendant.
9. Talks on the phone the entire round.
10. Welches on bets. “I’ll get you next time!” (There is no next time)