The first half of this is a close paraphrase; the second half was an attempt at what I thought was a pretty obvious joke.

But apparently it’s close enough to the real thing that several folks thought it was real, so I’ve deleted the tweet and will now set my laptop on fire. pic.twitter.com/ph2F3q75YR

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) November 18, 2018