It’s late, I’m pouring a dram of Highland Park, smoking a cig, and going to bed.

Oh, the triplet ‘dildos have been out twice today. Their bodies are approaching small cantaloupe size. They are still remarkably tame when I’m out there, walking around my feet and smelling my shoes and pant legs. They are cute in the same way that a miniature Ankylosaurus is cute. Little alien creatures.

Night all. Sweet scaly dreams. Touchdown in Riyadh in three hours or so. Rage tweets! Can’t wait.