If you love America and freedom, you’ll order barbecue *and* honey mustard because:
1) This isn’t St. Damn Petersburg
2) You won’t be shortchanged by the tyranny of a single sauce.
and, 3) Barbecue *+* mustard is the closest this nation comes to the realization of its vision.— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) July 25, 2020
I don’t care what you think, Pink has shit to say. She gets it.
And now I’m going to stand in this big-ass line to pay for my catfish bait because it’s summer and these colors don’t run and something something America. pic.twitter.com/61UdkCARDI— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) July 25, 2020
it appears that Hoarse is on a mission from god…