To get porn on uk mobiles you have to verify your age in store or via a credit card. I guess neither is an option for creepy uncle Julian 😀

— Barry Dorrans (@blowdart) March 28, 2018

this is what people do when they want the party guests to just get the fuck out of their house it is 2 am people u do not have to go home but u cannot stay here

— darth™ (@darth) March 28, 2018