re: #324 John Hughes
Uh, in the modern world if the internet goes down most of us are screwed.
Aside from me not being on LGF, Wonkette, or other sites, my day will pretty much go as always.
Read the news in the morning newspaper and do the crossword puzzle, if I need to go to the store take my checkbook or get cash from the bank teller, my finger still can work the dial on my telephone (bonus: I never get spam texts because I do not have a Telex machine connected to my telephone), still can listen to the radio (well, KMOR Scottsbluff, rock, or KTNE Alliance, NPR, KAAQ Alliance, C&W - everything else here is right wing and Christian hate radio).