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Another Day at the Zoo

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jorline8/11/2009 8:17:51 pm PDT

re: #201 calcajun

Buddy, there are a number of “don’t”s in life. Among them are:

Don’t wear a speedo to church
Don’t wear white after Labor Bay.
Don’t bring bacon-wrapped sausage balls to an Orthodox bar mitzvah
Don’t mix plaids and stripes.
Don’t eat chicken unless it’s cooked to 185 degrees
Don’t get involved in a land war in Asia
Don’t go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line
and Do Not bring a fire arm—anything that looks like a gun—to an event where the POTUS is speaking (not unless you want to be gang tackled by Secret Services types)

These are things you just don’t do.

Forgot these:
You don’t tug on superman’s cape
You don’t spit into the wind
You don’t pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don’t mess around with jim