re: #342 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Went outside to take the garbage up to the street for pick-up. Walked face-first into a spider web.

I started yelling, “Help meee” like “The Fly”… but no one was around to see. So I stood alone in my driveway laughing at my hysterical joke.

Still picking spider web out of my hair.

Maybe that was a radioactive web and you’re the new Spidey now?