greetings, lizards! my apologies for not keeping company w you more during our national sojourn in the bizarro universe, but i have been keeping busy w some forays into those comment sections of the “never read the comments” type, and have been taking notes

so here is the result of my research for your delectation:

current right wing meme alt reality:

- trump won in a landslide. this proved that democrats are powerless and will never win another election

- blm is a racist organization that advocates the murder of police and the extermination of the white race

- ‘antifa’ is an abbreviation of ‘anti first amendment’ and is a communist organization that are the real fascists because they violated the first amendment rights of the nazis at charlottesville

- when trump denounces bigotry and hatred he is talking about blm, antifa, and democrats in general in addition to nazis, and nazis don’t really count because there are only about 12 of them

- the hatred and criticism trump is recieving from the press and democrats/progs/liberals/leftists is like nothing ever seen before in american politics and is alienating the country and guaranteeing that democrats will be powerless and never win another election

- it’s already been proven decisively that global warming, the russia investigation, and hillary’s popular majority are obvious lies that nobody believes case closed end of story shut up shut up you’re just alienating regular americans by even discussing it

- of course black teenagers are shot by police in disproportionate numbers, that’s because they commit most of the crime, which is because black people mostly live in drug infested ghettos created by democrats who want to keep them on ‘democrat/liberal plantations’

- the courageous republicans originated and passed all the landmark civil rights legislation of the 1960s which they forced a reluctant lbj to sign