When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another

— NPR (@NPR) July 4, 2018

Rod, Rod, Rod, the Second Civil War doesn’t start until after the potluck. This is just the airing of grievances. Steady on, Red Hat.

— Chris Henson (@ChrisFrenzy) July 4, 2018

they is so dumb