re: #338 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

When the Derpocalypse has come and gone, and rural America is a smoldering wasteland, I’ll still be here, with my bottle of whiskey in hand, and I’ll still be saying, “Take your Prosperity Gospel and shove it up y’all’s ass.”

Sword in one hand, revolver in the other, shot glass of whiskey on top of my bible & prayer book; I’m a fundamentalist’s nightmare walking.

I need a nice union blue kepi too…