Listen my children and you shall hear of the mad shit that went down when the British decided to get all fancy and shit outside Boston in 1775

Yeah, I had some wings and some booze and now I wanna talk about Lexington & Concord

— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) April 20, 2018

OMG: Drop what your doing & Hark! It’s Drunk Revolutionary War Battlefield History Lesson Y’all! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️ https://t.co/2ry7CWTxXM

— Malcolm Nance (@MalcolmNance) April 20, 2018