re: #343 Walter L. Newton

I have a suggestion for all Lizards who receive solicitation phone calls at home during the day.

I have taken to answering them and telling who ever I speak to, using my wonderful Jamaican accent, that Obama is going to give me a credit card, or lower interest rates, or free cable TV.

It’s a hoot. And I keep it up as long as the caller wants to try to sell me.

I’ve thought of giving the phone to my dogs and then opening the door; that sets them barking and howling. Seven poodles (4 toys and 3 standards) can make a lot of noise.