re: #165 Jeff In Ohio

We had our parade today also. The usual assortment of drum core, hoola-hooping hussies, politicians, neighboring churches, bands on flat beds, The [Link: WWW…] not the wrestlers), LGBT groups, Lawn Chair Brigade and even a solo float of a burned Butter Jesus. Sweet Butter Jesus, resurrected on the 4th of July.

We died our hair: six year old went with Shocking Pink, 12 year old Raven Black, and my short shock of white and silver went Electric Midnight Blue. With the white Sean Connery stubble, it looks pretty great.

Freaks galore.

That and the YMCA lifeguard with the nipple hardware brings hope to this heart.

Where in Ohio? I’m not that far from the remains of “Butter Jesus” myself (I called him “Muffed Punt Jesus” for how wide his arms were spread).

I’d dye my hair, but my hair died over 25 years ago.

re: #315 reine.de.tout

Need a patch over one eye, too.

I wore an eyepatch in a play, and each scene I’d switch it from eye to eye, my little homage to Marty Feldman.

re: #254 albusteve

I’ve talked pretty extensively to a couple of guys with no leg…they both said the exact same thing…cut it off and move on, life is short, and now so is your leg!
(I made that part up)

Good luck with your decision. Knowing what you have to do intellectually is always easier than doing it.