re: #34 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

And they cling to the notion that America is God’s Chosen Country but our “special relationship” with him will be endangered unless we shape our laws to reflect (their own narrow-minded interpretation of) His Divine Laws.

Which is why we cannot have abortion or gay marriage or socialized medicine or legal weed or nipples on TV, etc., or God will feel compelled to open up a big can of Smite and whup it on us.

Plus God keeps punishing the Bible Belt with hurricanes, tornadoes, and lately a deep freeze because of Teh Geyhs and abortion.

God must have pretty bad aim (though the abortion rate and out-of-wedlock births are far higher amongst Christians than it is amongst atheists, so maybe not).

I don’t believe I ever heard of a tornado striking a gay pride parade, but lots of churches have been demolished.