for Anymouse:
Omaha Mayor’s Absences Are Not Making the Heartland Grow Fonder
esquire.com

Charlie Pierce tries to understand Anymouse’s friend, Jean Stothert.

She’s in Omaha. New husband is in Maryland. But she wants to rearrange the city government so she can meet him in St. Louis, where her family lives? But he’s moving to Omaha anyway? My brain hurts. I’d leave the city charter alone for a bit.

a few comments:

It seems to me the city runs fine without a mayor. Perhaps the city charter should be changed to eliminate that position

Correction: Bismarck has no outskirts. I’ve been to Bismarck- it barely has skirts.

Not even skirts. Just coveralls and galoshes (unisex, of course).

All politics is Sicilian