re: #336 Blind Frog Belly White

Three engineers are crossing Death Valley in a rental car. Suddenly, the engine coughs and dies.

The Electrical Engineer says, “There must be something wrong with the ignition system.”

The Chemical Engineer says, “I think it’s that fuel we bought this morning.”

The Software Engineer says, “Let’s get out of the car and get back in.”

Microsoft developer: “Let’s fix it by loading the trunk up with the biggest, heaviest, most useless boulders we can find, and then pouring sand into the gas tank.”