re: #284 Backwoods_Sleuth

Who says conservatives aren’t tackling our biggest national challenges? pic.twitter.com/UXKPHTnhD1

— Evan DeSimone (@Smorgasboredom) December 7, 2018

I, for one, am glad to see that the Will of the People has largely eradicated the odious bourgeois practice of drinking elitist “cocktails” through plastic tubing. It is a small start but today the straws, TOMORROW THE WORLD! (cue The Internationale)