re: #352 Khal Wimpo (the extinguisher of tiki torches)
Microsoft developer: “Let’s fix it by loading the trunk up with the biggest, heaviest, most useless boulders we can find, and then pouring sand into the gas tank.”
Or, “Let’s take exactly the same car, and move all the controls around so you can’t find them, and then tell people ‘It’s more intuitive!’”