Now for another first world problem. I had a salad for lunch today. I walked across the room holding the salad, and put it down on a table. I managed to flick the fork out of the salad with my elbow… and I haven’t seen that fork since. I have searched high (no, it’s not stuck into the ceiling) and low (no, it’s not under any of the furniture — it would be easier to hide there, but I searched with a flashlight), and I can’t find it, and it’s driving me nuts.

I’m beginning to think I should have gotten the letter from Hogwarts.